Woman: Are y'all having a boy or a girl?
Emilia: She's a girl.
Woman: Have y'all picked a name yet?
Emilia: Yes, her name is Ruby.
Woman: Ohh. (pause) Is that a family name?
Emilia: No, we just like it.
Woman: You like it?
Emilia: Yes, we like it.
Woman: It's so old fashioned.
Hey, lady, if you're reading this: shut up. Maybe you should pay less attention to our daughter's name and more attention to your teenager with the huge hickeys on her neck. Just some friendly advice from a fellow shuttle bus rider.
2 comments:
I can feel Mealz anger in her words...
It's a good thing you didn't tell her the middle name...she may have stroked out!!
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