Happy Birthday, Lauren

I love you Aunt Lolly, but wanted say,
No gift shall arrive on your birthday.

I spend my days eating and pooping a bunch,
From mommy's boob is where I find lunch.

Thus I haven't had time to go the store,
But I trust that your big day has not been a bore.

So please rest assured that you'll get a gift,
I don't want you to be overly miffed.

I'll visit you soon, that is my word,
When I get there, can you say "bird?"


And a haiku:

California aunt
I love you more than mom's milk
You are so pretty